“Sars Wars” (2004)

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“SARS Wars” (Thai: ขุนกระบี่ผีระบาด or Khun krabii hiiroh, also subtitled Bangkok Zombie Crisis) is a 2004 Thai horror-comedy film directed and co-written by Taweewat Wantha.

 

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“We loves a good story retold many times

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Cause we always knows where we are

And what we should feel, so tell it again

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   And again and again and make us pay.”

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Jerry Lee Lewis, that rockabilly blues

Firebrand from Hell, lost his flaming coiffure,

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Flung by a wicked witch’s monkey

Into the cowardly lion’s mouth

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And like Athena born of Zeus

During a very bad migraine

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Before he could swallow her mother

To prevent Metis giving birth,

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Chewbacca roared out of a Hollywood brain,

An indigestible hair-ball warrior –

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Or so I was told by a talking roach

At a bikers’ bar for the local trans.

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Your myth is as good as mine.

Stargazers, ready to serve the Empire

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In the next colonial war, lined up

For miles around the recruiting stations,

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Cineplexes, those soft targets for

Ideological converts to the spun-off

Senior Airman Travis and Capt. Ben fly an MQ-1 Predator during the wings 2 million flying hour milestone Oct. 22, 2013. The wing flew its first 1 million hours in April 2011. The wing’s 2 million hour mark was achieved culminating in more than 215,000 total missions completed and nearly 94 percent of all missions flown in support of major combat operations. Travis is a 432nd Wing/432nd Air Expeditionary Wing Remotely Piloted Aircraft sensor operator and Ben is a 432nd Wing/432nd AEW RPA pilot.
Senior Airman Travis and Capt. Ben fly an MQ-1 Predator during the wings 2 million flying hour milestone Oct. 22, 2013. The wing flew its first 1 million hours in April 2011. The wing’s 2 million hour mark was achieved culminating in more than 215,000 total missions completed and nearly 94 percent of all missions flown in support of major combat operations. Travis is a 432nd Wing/432nd Air Expeditionary Wing Remotely Piloted Aircraft sensor operator and Ben is a 432nd Wing/432nd AEW RPA pilot.

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Video games from the franchise,

Trained to arm and fire drones

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From the comfort of their homes,

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Trigger

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Their own Velcro tomahawk muscles

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As they ramp and roar, jingoistic

Jingles

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chewed inside Chewy’s massive

Jaws before he gnarls down another groan

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At Jar-Jar’s bling,

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extinct as African

Lions or transgendered gazelles.

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[Disposable Poem January 2, 2016]
Dr. Mike

 

 

 

 

 

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