Sorry for the Inconvenience

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Sorry for the Inconvenience

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I didn’t realize those were your toes

When I dropped the pickaxe. I just assumed

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Gold lay under spackled nails.

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I love to apologize. I just can’t help myself

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From doing wrong, like when I shoved my hand

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Down your throat to retrieve my silver bullet.

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Apparently I also grabbed part of your larynx,

Rendering you momentarily speechless

As if an avalanche had burst the eardrums .

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Here, let me brush the cobalt from your hair

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Before enemies launch a preemptive strike

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During our joint military operations.

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Is it time to apologize for moving the clocks forward,

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So the future arrives sooner than the past can be forgotten,

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One generation tweeting another generation’s twerk.

I realize you had to abandon your lodgings, flee for your life,

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Crawl out of the rubble, and scrounge for food

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Form our benevolent charities. Sorry for the inconvenience.

Next time you’ll know better whom to believe

And which country to live in. Are those your children,

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Or are the wild dogs eating sacrificial sheep?

]Disposable Poem February 24, 2015]
Dr. Mike

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