HOMAGE TO STAN FREBERG (1961)

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HOMAGE TO STAN FREBERG (1961) A documentary about the American advertiser whose satirical take on American culture led to the famous Capitol Record Stan Freberg Presents the United States of America, still presciently relevant today. And if there weren’t a documentary like this, there ought to be.

 

I would sell anything

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If I could make a profit on it

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I would sell my brother

Once he had enlisted

Delivering drone strikes

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I would sell my sister

To a rodeo of centaurs

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In a motorcycle club with her father

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I would sell my father

And betray all his confidences

Just to end the patriarchy

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I would sell my mother

If she’d go along with it

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And I would sell her mother too

To help convince her
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The family has to broker

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A deal to stay together

Whoso has the most bluster

Earns allegiance to Consume

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Buy this placenta still fresh

Dripping from a virgin’s womb

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With herbal teas you may live

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And there’s a special deal from China

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Not to mention this Asian salve to rub

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Under armpits for more testosterone

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Or these almond-vanilla creams

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To sooth migraines after sex

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So before the Mexican border shuts down

And the taco and tortilla become trade wars

Invest in gas masks to protect

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Your bomb shelter

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This emergency alert has been brought to you

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By professionals in Special Ops

Here’s how you join

Here’s how you breed others to join

Here’s how you ennoble the psalms

With oil and coal and chestnut logs

Available at your local retailer

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Who will also sell the books you should read

The news you should believe

The other door to the universe

 

[Disposable Poem December 2, 2016]

for Christmas 2016

Dr. Mike

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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