There’s always something

You can’t forgive

Yourself for.




Aren’t you tired

Of constant news.

Didn’t we leave all that

Behind in high school?


Surrender all smartphones

For cyber insurance.

No longer do you have to register

Your drones.




The elderly should

Speak to the elderly

To whom they never


Spoke a word before.

Here is a litter

Box for them to play in,


Papered with old news.

It’s always old news anyway.

Let them hang, scarecrows


To frighten predators

From fresh new crops that will

Feed the young.